Not what it seems at first glance

So, it turns out that what I thought was a simple grab-and-go is apparently much more serious. It turns out that someone else's laptop was taken.

What gets us really riled up is that this happened just after we changed keys, which suggests that this is an inside job. The fact that someone at MIT is ripping off the laptops of students and post-docs who are not in a position to go about replacing them is not just frightening, it's downright revolting.