Signs you're a Republican in trouble

When Fox News pegs your approval rating at only 50 percent, you know things are starting to get out of hand.

Anybody think another invasion is in the cards right now? [But wait! Who's going to fight it? All of our troops are committed right now!] D'oh! We're just going to have to bomb North Korea, I guess, and skip the ground invasion. Yeah, that should work just fine.