Ooh! Ooh!

Now that I'm in the final months of my Ph.D. program, it would figure I'd start getting spam mail from "diploma mills" offering such tempting subjects as "Your PhD is just a click away!"

Let me think about that. I've spent the better part of six years of my life trying to get a real Ph.D. Sure, I'll spend a couple hundred or thousand dollars now to get a fake one from a prestigious, non-accredited university. Sounds like a winner to me.

Morons.