Monday, May 24, 2004

Hey, Nomah, wanna be VP?

"During the NESN interview, Frede jokingly asked Kerry about selecting Red Sox shortstop Nomar Garciaparra as his running mate. ''I was thinking of [Johnny] Damon before he shaved [off his beard for charity], you know. He could have had the whole thing going for him,' Kerry quipped."

Except for the fact that Garciaparra's a few years too young for the job, it'd be an entertaining oddball choice. And can you even imagine what a Garciaparra-Cheney would sound like? Nomar would be so syntactically tortured that you wouldn't understand what he's saying, and Cheney just wouldn't answer any questions at all. It'd be great.


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