What's your name?

While I hate spam with the impassioned flames of a thousand suns as much as the next guy, I must admit that lately I have been amused by the "names" of some of the people involved. It seems that the people creating these messages have just taken random dictionary words and strung them together with random middle initials to create their personas. How else can you explain people allegedly named: "Libation L. Disunited," "Ordeal F. Entertain," "Hairstylists H. Heinousness," and my personal favorite, "Bovines M. Transcendentalist?"