Where can I get some of those drugs?

Once again, William Safire is smoking some quality dope. His latest flight of fancy suggests that we'll be able to pass an amendment allowing foreign-born American citizens to run for President within three years. But it doesn't end there.

Following that, he goes on to suggest (plausibly) that this would set up a Republican ticket containing Arnold Schwarzenegger. Implausibly, though, he suggests a Democratic ticket with Peter Jennings as the vice-Presidential candidate. That, my friends, is called diving off the deep end.