Worms take cover. . .

Apparently the Times of London felt some concern for the "underclass" dwellers in the vicinity of the All-England Tennis club in light of "Big Bang Day"---the matchup between Greg Rusedski and Andy Roddick (the only two people on the ATP who can impart 250 J of energy to a tennis ball). Their warning:

"Here is an important message for all worms resident in London SW19: please vacate the area immediately. You are about to be subject to a bombardment of unprecedented ferocity. We cannot be responsible for your safety."

It was definitely chuckle-worthy.