Ya think?

A true anecdote.

A choir conductor is going to be late to rehearsal, and gets in touch with several members of the chorus by phone to let them know about the delay. This is duly reported to the assistant conductor, and things proceed swimmingly.

Then, when she arrives, the conductor wonders why she was unable to reach the aforementioned cell phones--during the rehearsal.

I'll let y'all figure out why this was so amusing to me when I heard about it.