Where's the good news?

If everything is so rosy and wonderful--if Bush really has all the "good news" to spread that he claims he does, why do tomorrow's headlines include:

"Oil prices jump to 21-year highs"
"Whistle-blowing said to be factor in FBI firing"
"IRS says income has fallen for second consecutive year"
"Record budget deficit of $420 billion to be announced"

Wait--let me guess. This is the good news!